My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

We work in an environment where your options are to do, you know, Batman 10, so when you get to do a movie that's a really great film like this, people really step up to the plate and enjoy it.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.