The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

...if [the 9/11/01 attacks] had happened to the Russians, about three major cities in the Middle East would have been parking lots in twenty minute and they wouldn't have worried about the consequences because there would not have been any because the remaining terrorist states would have said 'we get the message.'

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

I think the great power of Bette Davis was she always knew who she was. She had an obligation to herself and her audience. When you think of what she was compelled to do, the power she put on the screen, the fact that she took upon herself a much greater task.

We work in an environment where your options are to do, you know, Batman 10, so when you get to do a movie that's a really great film like this, people really step up to the plate and enjoy it.

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.