The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

We work in an environment where your options are to do, you know, Batman 10, so when you get to do a movie that's a really great film like this, people really step up to the plate and enjoy it.

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.