The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they're amazingly well informed.

I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'

Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good.

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.