Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

Filmmaking, like sex, isn't a polite enterprise. It involves a lot of mess and the bottom line is, if somebody ain't screaming, you're not doing your job.

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.