Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

I was able to lean on people for favors and things to help out because their budget was so low. It was half of what John Travolta's perk package is on a film. Our whole budget was half of what his staff makes on a film.

My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was bleeding to death. Not unless I was paid for it. None of them ever did me any favors.

So you can say whatever you want and quote me however you want about politics and make the next payday, and that's fine because I'm making that deal with you, but just mention the movie along the way, OK?

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...