Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they're amazingly well informed.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.