Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.