Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they're amazingly well informed.