We work in an environment where your options are to do, you know, Batman 10, so when you get to do a movie that's a really great film like this, people really step up to the plate and enjoy it.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.