The bottom line is to be in control of your own destiny.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

I was able to lean on people for favors and things to help out because their budget was so low. It was half of what John Travolta's perk package is on a film. Our whole budget was half of what his staff makes on a film.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.