Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they're amazingly well informed.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.