Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'