My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.
James WoodsI'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'
James WoodsThe only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...
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