Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

...if [the 9/11/01 attacks] had happened to the Russians, about three major cities in the Middle East would have been parking lots in twenty minute and they wouldn't have worried about the consequences because there would not have been any because the remaining terrorist states would have said 'we get the message.'

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they're amazingly well informed.