They sometimes beat things into the ground. They don't know when to get out of a situation. They think it's going to be funny....the more you pound the nail into the ground the funnier it gets and that's not necessarily true.

If you do eight shows a week it's just too difficult to try to put everything that you can together.

Vancouver is a beautiful area, I don't care what time of the year you're there. Vancouver and Calgary. Great places in Canada.

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

Sometimes I want to go into Saturday Night Live and rewrite some of the sketches because they're really not that good.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

I am not the captain of my ship. My ship is out there, but I don't have my course. You never know in this business.