They sometimes beat things into the ground. They don't know when to get out of a situation. They think it's going to be funny....the more you pound the nail into the ground the funnier it gets and that's not necessarily true.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

The third year of MASH was when I realized I was a hit.

It makes you a better person to know where you came from, because whereever you go, there is somebody in some town, city, hamlet, whatever, that has the same dreams you have.

I go back there and all my friends are there when I have my golf tournament. They treat me the same way they did when I was growing up.

I was born in 1934 and I didn't make my first movie until 1954.

When the show is over we still have to pay our rent, we have to buy food. We have to do all the same things that you do.