God, why do I give interviews to 'the Guardian'? They always try to dissect you, and I don't really think about stuff in the way that you're asking me these questions.

I wouldn't say that processed food, ready meals and even takeaways aren't relevant to modern life, it's just that over the past 40 years there are three generations of people who have come out of school and gone through their home life without ever being shown how to cook properly.

Why would any sensible human being put meat filled with ammonia in the mouths of their children?

God, why do I give interviews to 'the Guardian'? They always try to dissect you, and I don't really think about stuff in the way that you're asking me these questions.

Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I have for myself.

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.

Stop being a vegan and start enjoying what you eat.