When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
The truth can be made up if you know how.