Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.