I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.