I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.