Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.