When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.