If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!