When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

The truth can be made up if you know how.