If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.
Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.