The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.

If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.