When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.