If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

Reality is just a collective hunch.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.