Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

What you try to bury just ends up burying you.