Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.