Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.