Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.