Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.