Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!
What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?