I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.
People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.