People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.