When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

The truth can be made up if you know how.

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.