I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.