Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.