To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.