What you try to bury just ends up burying you.
Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.