I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.