I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.