I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?