Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?