Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.