It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.