There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a good idea, but festival after festival keeps doing it. I did see some of the other comedians struggling.

Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

I think what hinders the argument is when people are afraid of hurting the feelings of racists and people who are genuinely - some of them - out of their minds. They demand to see Obama's birth certificate. They claim that he wants to kill our grandparents with his health care. They want to be able to carry their guns into every public place. Why do we need to coddle these people?