There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a good idea, but festival after festival keeps doing it. I did see some of the other comedians struggling.

I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.

All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don't ask, don't tell policy with any and all bodily functions.