There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a good idea, but festival after festival keeps doing it. I did see some of the other comedians struggling.

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.

The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about policy and I don't have to be a policy expert to know that this will be a disaster.

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.