There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a good idea, but festival after festival keeps doing it. I did see some of the other comedians struggling.

I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

Now, granted, there are still as many heartbreaking things going on. There are so many things in the Obama administration to be sick over that certainly didn't change. And also our media, if it's possible, seems to be getting even worse. The alleged news media. And then there are the teabag racists adding insult to injury. But I don't have that same heartbreak anymore, because it's not fresh heartbreak anymore. It's like I'm used to it. I'm sure we all are just used to it.