Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.

Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a Democrat [who] actually fights for the things liberals and progressive and rational people care about. I don't know why he's being thrown under the bus. He hasn't done any - he hasn't broke any laws.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

So, apparently, if you are a pre-sentient mass of cells, this country will protect you and your rights to the n-th degree. If you have made the mistake of becoming an Iraqi citizen, apparently we can just drop bombs on you with impunity.

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.