It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep.

I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle.

The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.