Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.

The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this [Nazi salute] manner, as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that.

I did not support Operation Desert Fox.

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.

All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.