Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

If you don't recognize the racist element in the teabag movement, you're either dishonest, or you've never seen the teabag movement, or heard of it, or been acquainted with it in any way.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.

I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.

I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, 'A pretty face is your best asset this season.' And what? Ugly girls had a free ride last year?