I'm not a big fan of the comics competing against each other.

Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, 'A pretty face is your best asset this season.' And what? Ugly girls had a free ride last year?

Protesting the color of a man's skin is not a worthy protest.

Herman Cain is probably well liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the racist elements of the Republican Party. Conservative movement and tea party movement... People like Karl Rove liked to keep the racism very covert. And so Herman Cain provides this great opportunity say you can say ‘Look, this is not a racist, anti-immigrant, anti-female, anti-gay movement. Look we have a black man!'” Garofalo hypothesized. “Look he’s polling well and won a straw poll!

I do not enjoy when people don't like me.