Like I said, I'm just grateful when anyone offers me a job. It's like, "Okay. I'll do it." FBI agent is one, too, when you get older. When you're kind of an older lady hard-ass, FBI tends to happen. It's just because I'd like to work rather than not work, so I'm just happy if somebody wants me to do anything.

I've got no problem with religion if you're going to use it for the good, like Gandhi or Martin Luther King. But that's rarely the case when it comes to politics. It's usually used as a con.

Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Protesting the color of a man's skin is not a worthy protest.

If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a good idea, but festival after festival keeps doing it. I did see some of the other comedians struggling.