Like I said, I'm just grateful when anyone offers me a job. It's like, "Okay. I'll do it." FBI agent is one, too, when you get older. When you're kind of an older lady hard-ass, FBI tends to happen. It's just because I'd like to work rather than not work, so I'm just happy if somebody wants me to do anything.
Janeane GarofaloPeople think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.
Janeane GarofaloIf you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
Janeane GarofaloI was just utterly oblivious to how difficult it was, and how difficult it was going to be, and then also in the mid-eighties through the mid-nineties there was a boom of sorts. So there were plenty of stages. If I had started now, there would be very few places to get better and better.
Janeane Garofalo