The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.

There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It's almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. 'Am I good enough?'

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.