You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

I would never join the Tea Partiers, because I don't have a problem with the color of Obama's skin. I don't have a problem with immigrants. You know what I mean? I do have genuine problems with policy and government corruption. Sure I do. And I speak very candidly about that, regardless of who's in office. But since the Tea Partiers are ridiculous, why would I urge anyone to participate with them?

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

Sometimes I am very pleased with lifestyle and sometimes I feel utterly worthless because I have so few interests.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.