I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking about.' That would be a French basher.

I was just utterly oblivious to how difficult it was, and how difficult it was going to be, and then also in the mid-eighties through the mid-nineties there was a boom of sorts. So there were plenty of stages. If I had started now, there would be very few places to get better and better.