I didn't start acting until I was 27, and that was just through Gary Shandling and Ben Stiller who I knew through stand-up. And they both in the same year offered me parts on their programs which was unbelievably lucky and fortuitous.

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

I do not enjoy when people don't like me.

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.