I didn't start acting until I was 27, and that was just through Gary Shandling and Ben Stiller who I knew through stand-up. And they both in the same year offered me parts on their programs which was unbelievably lucky and fortuitous.

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.

The first Tea Party protest was scheduled for Inauguration Day. So what were they upset about? Which part of the job he was doing before he even did it were they upset about? Secondly, if they claim to be upset with government corruption, government takeover, crazy spending, where were they from 2000 to 2008? Right? And why weren't they protesting the stolen elections?

Irrational crushes, infatuations, or obsessions. Whatever you want to label it, it's important to reach out to others.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.