I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

Morelli grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled me to him, and kissed me. It was a great kiss, but I didn't know what the heck it meant. It seemed to me a breaking up kiss would have had less tongue.

Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?” “He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?