I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away.

Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.

Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.