I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich

You're such a cupcake.

God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.

I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed on them. Look at this place. No boarded-up windows. No garbage in the gutter. No brothers selling goods on the street. Don't know how people can live like this.