I want to be there when you get Cubbin. And I don’t want to be left out of the television show either. Little people are sexy now. Have you seen Game of Thrones? We’re hot.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.

Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.