It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli

I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.

Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

Somewhere along the line, I realized that I liked telling stories, and I decided that I would try writing. Ten years later, I finally got a book published. It was hard. I had no skills. I knew nothing about the business of getting published. So I had to keep working at it.

There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger