'It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due.'

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

Bullets are creepy." Stephenie

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate. "There," she said, "we'll give him this drumstick." "Deal.

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.