I'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was just sitting in your car!" Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could say we were all set to bring Bender in, and he died. Bang. Dead as a doorknob." "Better yet, why don't we just go back and kill him," I said. I opened the door to leave, caught my toe in the floor mat, and fell out of the car, face first. I rolled onto my back and stared up at the stars. "I'm fine," I said to Lula. "Maybe I'll sleep here tonight.

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?