I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur
Janet EvanovichIt was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.
Janet EvanovichAren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.
Janet EvanovichThats what her cars do," Lula said. "They explode. But I gotta tell you this was the best. This here's the first time she exploded a garbage truck. One time her truck got hit with an antitank missile. That wasn't bad either, but it couldn't compare to this.
Janet EvanovichIt was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear.
Janet EvanovichHeโs sort of a homeless horse,โ I said. โIโm leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I wonโt be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I donโt want that horse in my apartment.โ โWho would put a horse in an apartment? Thatโs dumb.โ โWhereโs the horse staying now?โ โMy apartment.โ โI can always count on you to brighten my day,โ Ranger said. And he disconnected.
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