Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie

God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.

I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and a box of instant hot chocolate with marshmallows. Do I know how to have a good time, or what?

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me.