Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie

You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross. "I thought you were Baptist." "Yeah, but we don't got any hand signals for an occasion like this.

You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget