Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

Ranger’s gonna hate this,” Tank said. “Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.