You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?โ โYeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?โ โThe baptismal font?โ โThatโs it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking.โ โBrilliant,โ I said to Lula. She tapped her head with her finger. โNo grass growinโ here.
Janet EvanovichThatโs nice of you, but itโs not necessary to loan me a car.โ โI loan you cars all the time.โ โAnd I almost always destroy them or lose them. I have terrible luck with cars.โ โWorking at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and youโre one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. Youโre a line item in my budget under entertainment.
Janet EvanovichWhen Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.
Janet Evanovich