Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.

I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.

He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe." "Everyone I know wants to see you naked." "And you?" "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.