I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.

How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me.

Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula

I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?

[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.