This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger
I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli
With the exception of dessert, food is food.
If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.
I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if youโre bent over about the color, donโt leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.
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