Respect and love your readers. Write for the reader.

If I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have to worry about traffic. You relize Harry Potter isn't real, right? Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion

I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans.

Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.

How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.