Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion
I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.
I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.
My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.
Saved by the grandma" Ranger
The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. "Fainted," I said. Ranger walked to Tank and stood hands on hips, staring down at him. "Tank doesn't faint. I've been in firefights with him. He's a rock." "Well, the rock fainted.