I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said.

Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it.

You're such a cupcake.

I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. "Thought you weren't into internal pollution," I said. Lately Ranger'd been on a health food thing. "Props," Ranger told me. "Didn't want to look out of place." I didn't want to burst his fantasy bubble, but the only time Ranger wouldn't look out of place would be standing in a lineup between Rambo and Batman.

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.