Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
Janet EvanovichI make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.
Janet EvanovichI don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
Janet Evanovich