What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.