I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.

The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car just went off the screen.” “It sort of burned up.” Silence. “And you know that keypad you gave me? It was in the car.” “Babe.

I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.