Nice dress. Take it off.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them.

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger

The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. "Fainted," I said. Ranger walked to Tank and stood hands on hips, staring down at him. "Tank doesn't faint. I've been in firefights with him. He's a rock." "Well, the rock fainted.

I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!