Nice dress. Take it off.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

'It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due.'

I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.