Nice dress. Take it off.

My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.

Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now." Valerie - To the Nines

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six