Nice dress. Take it off.

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.

With the exception of dessert, food is food.