Nice dress. Take it off.

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

Respect and love your readers. Write for the reader.

You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy bar?" "Everything," I said. "I just ate everything.

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion

Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet.