Nice dress. Take it off.

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people in shopping centers and, you know, I read the newspapers and I talk to the Trenton cops, and I just get a lot of information that comes in that somehow turns into a book.

I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.