Nice dress. Take it off.

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected.

I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.