Nice dress. Take it off.

Bullets are creepy." Stephenie

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll keep the guilt, so it isn't as if you've been skunked altogether.