Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got pretty good legs, you know." She raised her skirt and looked down at her knees. "What do you think? You think I'd look good in them biker things?" Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs.

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf was here?” “No. I knew food was here.

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli