One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger
There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.
If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.
Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?
He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?